Foam Party HORROR

The last time i went to a foam party i was 14! and 4 years on there was a chance to go to yet another foam party, however i had no idea what to wear! as when you were a lot younger you wasn't that bothered, and now i didn't want my clothes to get ruined but i didn't want to wear some manky outfit, because that just wouldn't make me feel good at all = to not having a good time... !
So i researched into what to wear... and many google images came up with girls in bikinis and very short shorts... and well I'm not exactly body confident so that flew RIGHT out the window! In the end i advertised it on facebook, in hope that friends would help!! which worked 100% better!!! So in the end i wore decent length short shorts, and a pink t-shirt (that i didn't mind getting ruined) :) And some crappy shoes as well... as i didn't wear heels due to the risk of slipping and hurting myself... however i didn't need heels to do that tonight....


So me and Vicky started walking but then realised bringing my passport and phone was NOT a good idea!! so headed back even though we were freezing to leave them behind! Then as we got there it was £3 to get in!!! Which right now I'm going to mention that i am shocked that clubs here in Derby, you have to pay to get in! I mean whats up with that?? They open soooo late.. like half 10 and then shut at around 3.... Very poor indeed!! Anyway we got in and i went to the bar and brought 3 drinks straight up for myself as Ive noticed also if you get into a club here and buy a drink the time you get back to the bar to buy yet another drink you are pretty much sober! Therefore walking around looking like a alcoholic with multiple drinks was much better :) Me and Vicky then stood quite close to the dance floor, not on it though as we was unsure how heavy the foam would be and didn't want to get trapped, so stood on edge, and danced.. and OMGosh! if you imagined the stereotype of the geekiest guy ever.... HE!! that image, was there staring at me!! doing some weird peacock mating dance towards me... i was like arrrrrgh *hide* After an awkward half hour of this geeky guy trying to seduce me with what he thought was "sexy dancing" we lost him (Y) Then the FOAM BEGUN!! :D It was amazing!!! The foam canon shot out LOADS!!! it was everywhere was sooo amazing!! and then when it stopped a bit me and Vicky had a bit of a foam fight with some people near us! was soooo much FUN :D 


THEN THE HORROR BEGUN!!!!


Thought it would be such a good idea to get in there with the foam, and get on the dance floor, just to experience it. So me and Vicky got onto the dance floor found a group of decent people to stand near, where yet another random guy tried to dance with me... in which i was like no thanks... The foam then yet again begun!! and OMGosh! the intensity of it was overwhelming! It went right over my head and made me feel as though i was underwater i could not breathe!!! Then i felt a hard knock on my face.. but didn't think much of it as was having fun... Then all of a sudden Vicky started to say something to be in a PANIC! and i felt my nose and there was BLOOD!! pouring out of it!! from both nostrils, at that point i realised i had been PUNCHED in the face! i raced to get out as more foam shot out the Cannon, it was indeed horrific, pushing out of a crowd of drunk deluded people and being covered in foam and being unable to see, whilst blood is pouring painfully from my nose and not to mention some random person trying to pull me back, begun to fight for survival! 


I finally got out and ran all the way to the bath room and shoved some cold tissue on my face!! not really sure what i should be doing at this point. Vicky went and told a security/bouncer guy but he was a complete and utter WASTE of time! He just said "Yeah... urmmm... get some ice?" I mean WTF?? So Vicky left me sitting by a wall with tissue to my face in throbbing pain whilst she fought her way to the bar to get ice, in which the utter BIMBO of a bar woman gave her ice in a blown up rubber glove.... so there i was at a foam party with a rubber glove full of ice on my nose... (Y) 


Me and Vicky then went home and i took as much legal medication as i could to help with the pain!! which at the time felt like a very good idea! but the long term consequences were not so grand!
As i missed my FIRST ever lecture!! due to sleeping in!! Which wasn't because i was tired but in fact that i passed out with the pain and medication i had taken!! (Y) Never again!




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