Finally realised these PJ shorts are not normal....

3 years ago, i brought these PJ shorts from La Senza, there knee length shorts that are pink and stripy... and i was like in my 15 year old head.... "Ooooo like these" and then brought them.
Got home, and put them on... and they had some weird black thing at the top.... which i was a bit like ooo this is weird but folded it over the top, so it was smaller... which i had done for 3 years....

Now 3 years on.... in my 18 year old head.... i look at them and have finally realised what this black thing is...
These aren't normal PJ shorts... no they are maternity PJ shorts!!!! and this big black bit of material which i have always just folded over goes over a baby bump..... I only realised that that's what the black thing was for, as when i went into H&M i saw pair of Jeans with the same thing.... and was like to my friend "Whats this for.?" and that's when she informed me that's for pregnant women....

When i told my Mum about it, she just laughed at me and said "Oh Nessa, only you could have done that"

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A collaboration of Steph's crazy sayings!

So Steph is a lecturer (well was) at the University of Derby! 
In which i have her for DAW (Digital Audio Workstations) 
Now Steph isnt a normal talking lecturer.... she is CRAZY!!!
And says some lets say unusual catch phrases...
So i thought as she has now left the uni for some un-known reason... i will create a blog just of her wacky sayings! :) (Well a few of them as i had not wrote them all down obviously! 

- "song select.... Oh ummm... i dunno what that is...."

- "low nibble there"

- "Woop Woop Woop"

- "Eight? I love ya"

- "Thats some sexy midi"

- Yaaaaaaaaaaaay"

- "oooo whats that noise?"

- "WAAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

- "God that's squeaky"

- "Lets get your knickers in a twist"

- "Someone give it to me"

- "Well im having a good time"

Oh how we will miss you steph! LOL 

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A noticeable change in men..

I've been noticing that men are becoming worse than women with beauty products. 
I say this as when in shops such as Boots and Superdrug there are more and more new products for men, such as "guyliner" "Veet for men" "L'Oreal Moisturiser for men" "Lotion" and many hair products for men...
Now back in the days... Men used to just want basic products and not been so fussed about different products and brands.... but NOW.... they care about how good there hair is, how soft there skin is, there clothing.. and different types of brands!
Even men who go for that rugged look, still take great pride on all these different products, and create the rugged look....? Strange right..
You now no longer walk into a man's room or bathroom and it be a bit of a mess, general man's room...

Now you walk in a see something more like this...

Big difference...!! 

Is this a sign that women need to higher the level??? 

Who knows!!!

Im not moaning about this, because a man that looks after himself is obviously a good thing... but lets just hope that they don't become so obsessed over products that they not only look after themselves but still have that manly image! ? 

Just saying :)


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For the Goober in my life :)

Yeah this one is a special one, if it was possible i would cover it in glitter and pile in sweets and everything nice :)
Its getting a habit of writing posts about people who, i dunno, want one and deserve my valuable time to big them up! and this special little Goober had it coming... :)
This is for the best Goobering, Appley friend Chanita :D ;)


So lets go back four years ago to 2007. * travelling back in time* wooooooooooooooooo....


And we find our selves at The Pitz club, at a gig that changed everything!
Was just being my general hyper dappy little Nessa, when i bumped into my mate Alex, who had a friend with him, and i jumped up and in excitement exclaimed,
 "HI IM NESSA :)"
In which the mysterious person replied,
 "Hi, Im Chanita"
and the converstation followed somewhat like this:
Me: "Oh hey, what school do you go to?"
Chan: "The same one as you!"
Me: "WOW :) Ive not seen you around!"
Chan: "HHEHEHEHEHE im new"
Me: "Oh right cool, there is some new ICT teacher too, she is soo funny she wears colourful stripy socks with sandals, HAHAHA"
Chan: ".... Thats my mum"
Me: "..... Oh......"
Chan: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dont worry about it"
Me: "Okay :D"
Chan: "WOW you have a spongebob t-shirt"
Me: "HAHAHA yeah!!! *looks at her t-shirt* .. WOW your wearing a spongebob t shirt too!!"
Chan: "Lets be spongebob buddies"
Me: ":D OKAY!!!"


And that was the beginning of an amazing friendship that was about to come!


So when we got back into school, i didn't actually see Chanita, due to we hung in different groups!
But that wasn't the end!!


Now lets travel 2 years forward and 2years back... * travelling through time* woooooooooooooooo


Sixth form time came, and i moved schools, and it came to the first lesson of Music Tech, and low and behold Chanita was sitting there, and everything just clicked into place!!! Me, Chanita and Chloe (Y)
For some un known reason (maybe it was meant to be) me and Chanita went togther like Jelly and Ice-cream or in Chanita's case, Chicken and urmmmm Chicken :)
Im not really sure what happend after that first Music Tech lesson that brung us to become best friends, but what came after it was the best times ever.... so lets start a few examples of the CRAZY times:

-Random walks

-Getting taxi's to spontaneous partys at 11pm

-Running around a field and Chanita training me to run and then me throwing it all away as the gun goes

-Taking webcam pictures

-Random trips to city

-Playing Wii (Mario and De Blob)

-Boy hunting ;)

-Making each other laugh through anything (even the day my cat died, R.I.P)

-Asking my Dad for extremely weird things.... (Chanita you know what i mean lol)

-Gym sessions

-Music Tech lessons (Hiding under the table LOL)

-Shopping (Underwear shopping was the funniest.... Chanita "Oh Nessa i just don't feel comfortable" LOL)

-Random finding money (Boots Card (Y))

-Chilling at each other's houses

-"Your going to the parrrrrrk" (Still makes me laugh every time)

-Chilling in the studio

-Board shorts and baggy hoodies :)

And so many other things!!! :D


Chanita can make me smile and laugh so hard that it hurts, even when im at my lowest she knows how to make me smile and make everything better!! :)
Sixth form without her would have been HELL!!
Music Tech were always the BEST lessons, especially when the teachers started to try and split us up by making us sit on the other side of the room because we were always so LOUD!!!
and the time *gosh im laughing as i write this* the time where Copping split us into groups and we were separated and you were made too go studio and i had to stay in class and you stood by the door staring in through the window pane and then Copping locked you out of the room, and then you pretended to leave and as he unlocked the door you tried to get back in and he ran at you and i hid under the table HAHAHA!! soooo funny!!
Running round the school corridors and singing and "booty" shaking it whenever we could, and then as soon as someone was coming walking normally giggling!! (Y)


so many things to blog about.... this is going to be long one!!! But its okayy :)


Ten things about Chanita:

1)She is DARK WHITE :P

2)She loves McFLY

3)She is afro-Caribbean 

4)She can sing AMAZINGLY!

5)She always smiles!!! The times when she is not, are scary scary times

6)She is the LOUDEST person you will meet in your life :P

7)She loves chicken!!

8)When she was real little she had a cute little afro xD

9)She is a CRAZY mofo!

10)She has a mum called Jackie who wears stripy socks with sandals and a Dad called Bambi who is somewhere in Stevenage...... maybe (Y)

Ten things i LOVE about Chanita:

1)She can make me smile and laugh, at the hardest times (without her who knows where i could be)

2)She confessed a while ago that she always wanted to be like me! xD

3)LOVE how we can just go to each other houses and sit in the same room on computers and laptops and be  talking to each other on MSN as well as face to face :)

4)Her double air bed, where i had the BEST sleep of my life!!

5)She understands anything that i say or do! (which most people don't)

6)Me and her could dance, sing and act like how most people would say complete weirdo's but we don't care :)

7)If i ever forgot my lunch money then she would always get lunch for me or half her lunch with me or even scab food of someone for me, and i would always do the same for her :D

8)She is my lucky charm, good things happen to me when she is by my side...... for e.g Airkixs ;) (Chanita you know what i mean)

9)Her Caribbean rice!! YUM YUM YUUUUUUUUM!!!!

10)That we are both into the same things and the fact that we get on soooo well!!! :)

Ten sayings that me and Chanita have :) :

1)*whisper* "shut up she didn't say the right words"

2)"HEY APPLE"

3)"What's your name?" "Oliver" *in deep voice* "Oliver"

4)"Excuse me do you know where the crapper is?"

5)"Hereeeeee, kitty kittey kittey"

6)"My TOE!"

7) "What?" "WHAAAAAT?"

8)"Goober"

9)"Now that were men, we can do anything"

10)"I hate people who speak with there mouths full" *with a mouth full of food* "Uh huh"

Ten random adventures me and Chanita have been on!!!! :


1)The first time i ever went to Chanita's house when she lived in Westcroft, and we got onto the number 8 bus  to get there, and there was some CRAZY ass woman on it, who started screaming at this girl at the back of the bus, and the crazy woman was going to set her bull dog onto the girl, and me and Chanita just sat in the middle of the argument and held back the laughter!


2)The time Chanita was training me for the 100m run at sports day and kept making me run 100m and beating my time, for a whole hour and then when it actually came to the day, i was too hot and just walked it! lol


3)Also the time on sports day where me and Chanita got bored of helping the little kids and the events that we ditched and went and got an ice-cream sat on the patio at sixth form eating it, until we saw the head and he saw us and it was a very tense moment, as he legged it towards us shouting at us and we ran into the sixth form, where Chanita opened the door to run up the stairs and i ran straight into the door smacking my head, and then us hiding in the toilet! LOL My head hurt so much after that!


4)On one of our random trips to the city, we were in GAME where we found the game "De Blob" and was in there for ages laughing at the game! 


5)The time when we were up city and we were both REALLY hungry but we had spent all our money so we sat there for ages wondering what to do, and then Chanita realised she had money on her Boots card and we managed to get 2 meal deals out of it :)


6)The GAME guy who was good looking until he spoke!!! LOL


7)All the times were we found random YouTube videos and laughed so hard at them, especially the girl who did the weird dancing!!! LOL


8)The weirdo boy who sent those weird txts and pictures :S And then when he wanted to call Chanita, she asked me to answer it so when i did he started saying how "sexy" my voice was and if i was from Hong Kong, LOL


9)All the times we mucked about in the studio, "Playing my guitaaaaaarrr in the studdiioooooo" :)


10)Ha! The time that Chanita came to mine and she was MEGA tired, but i had a Youth Cabinet meeting and i took her and had to leave her in a little room and when i went back to get her she had fallen asleep! LMAO


Oh gosh there are SOOO many stories and random times! This post would be MEGA long if i summarised them all! 
All the parties that me and Chanita go to (Y)


Now im at uni... I miss these times!!!


Games me and Chanita played on the consoles:


-Mario
-DeBlob
-Sims3
-Toon Town :P
-Just Dance
-Guitar Hero


Chanita Nicknames for me:


- Goober
-Turtle
-Mecca Mecca Nessa
-Nes/Nessa


My Nicknames for Chanita:


-Goober
-Birdie
-ChannyBan


Love you Goober!!! Best friend Ever :) But shhh i didn't say that :) 


So yeah i could carry on typing more, but i shall leave it there :)








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If your feeling down, or just want a laugh read this!! So funny!! :)

Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish.  "I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet.
Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me".
Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".
 
  
Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick the bl**dy thing up.
 
 
 
Paddy shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No", shouts Paddy, "this is her husband!"
 
 
 
 Paddy was driving home, drunk as a skunk, suddenly he has to swerve to
 avoid a tree, then another, then another.
 A cop car pulls him over as he veers about all over the road.
 Paddy tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
 Cop says "For goodness sake Paddy, that's your air freshener swinging about!"
 

 An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable.
 His wife says "Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
 He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
 "What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
 "Here boy" he replies.
 
  
 Paddy's in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.
 "What the hell you doing?" he asks.
 "Hanging myself" Paddy replies.
 "It should be around your neck" says the Guard.
 "I know" says Paddy "but I couldn't  breathe".
 
  
An American tourist asks an Irishman:"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" 
To which the Irishman replies: "If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the bl * *dy boat"  

Miss....

At the start of the term, every lecturer warned us all about the November blues and i always thought to myself... "Nah that wont happen to me" 
But i was wrong yet again... I miss home ALOT right now!!


I think its because its so cold and wet up here... I know I haven't moved up that far, but there is still a big difference. 
As well as that the amount of work and added socialising and looking after myself is adding its toll! 


Cant wait till this month is over!!!

Requests after Requests, This one is for Vicky :)

So last time i wrote a whole post dedicated to the lovely Dave from 10C. From this I've had many requests for dedicated posts to people. Which i shall get round to, but for now i shall do one Vicky :) 

This is for Vicky:

Ten things about Vicky

1) She is from STOKE :) 

2) She lives across the corridor from me and her room is always jealously warmer than mine!

3) Vicky never wears Jeans or trousers, only dresses, skirts and leggings, because she is girly like that! 

4) She has a big sheep collection :O

5) She is a joint honour student, which is pretty damn cool *smug face*

6) She has a boyfriend called Jordan! (Sorry lads, she is taken) :)

7) Loves to watch Australian soaps such as Neighbours

8) She likes Metallica :O Which i only discovered out she liked recently!

9) Her frav alcoholic drinks are JD and Strongbow (Obviously not together though) 

10) When out, she is the photographer! SMILE!!!

:D


Ten things i like about Vicky

1) She likes Sheep, which makes me feel more sane about my obsession of Ducks

2) She has amazing curly brown hair!

3) She dresses like a girl but acts like a tom boy, where as apparently i dress like a tom boy but act like a girly girl.

4) She pronounces look as Luke. Which makes me giggle :)

5) She lives across the corridor from me (Y)

6) We found each other on the weird Buddy site and for months thought we were the ONLY ones in our flat!!

7) We both suck at pool..... well maybe she is better than me but i let her win :P

8) We are two V's in a pod!

9) The time when she was making pasta and she kept making me try pieces of pasta so i could tell her if it was cooked or not! ^.^

10) How we both moan about anything and everything, like two old ladies on a park bench!

Very crazy times of course (Y) (not to mention the time, just because i moved her cutlery because she scared the life out of me, she decided to cover my whole door and handle with paper and tissue -_-)


Five reasons why you would want someone like Vicky in your life

1) You always need someone to always want to take pictures

2) She always speaks her mind, and sometimes you need someone like that :)

3) You definitely always need someone who makes you giggle

4) A person like Vicky has a very interesting life, even though they may not think it!

5) She always has something to say, which is good when you don't know what to say :)

Its purple because she likes purple :)


So thats the end of this post then :)
I know i know, sad times!


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Because Dave asked for it! :)

I just remembered Dave the amazing guy from who i can see from my window told me a while back he reads my blogs and found some quite depressing and that he wanted a blog posting sepecially dedicated to him! 


SO HERE IT IS :D


Ten things about Dave:

1) He has amazing long hair

2) He has COOOL glasses

3) He is studying to look after mental people :D (will most likely be seeing me :P lol)

4) He takes photographs!!!

5) He comes from Nottinham (Y)

6) He wears a cool stripey hat!!!

7) He lives across the road from me and we occasionally wave out of our windows and communicate by holding up signs :)

8) He is one of the most caring guys ever!

9) He has a cool girlfriend called Beth :)

10) He has a amazing sense of humour

Everyone should want to know and love Dave!!! Because he is just Dave!!! :) 




Ten things i like about Dave :) :

1) The crazy time when you came over here and we jumped around and played pranks on Vicky

2) The time we realised we could see each other from our bedroom windows so starting making signs to each  other.... and taking pictures..... which are now on facebook (Y)

3) The chats we have :D

4) When we sat in your room with Ryan, Vicky and Jordan and watched all those crazy videos for example =3 :)

5)  When i saw you at uni and you could of gone home but instead you decided to sit with me and have coffee :)

6) Like how your down to earth

7) Like that you can be serious but there is a jokey side as well :)

8) Like how you randomly come out with statements such as "I tested Urine today" LOL

9) Like how you look so much like the guy from 3OH!3 :O lol

10) LIKE THAT YOUR AMAZING :D

Five reasons why you would want a friend like Dave:

1) Without someone like Dave in your life your whole life would be a FAIL

2) He is so down to earth that anything goes (Y)

3) He will make you laugh even if you dont feel like laughing

4) If you go mental when your older, a friend like Dave will look after you!

5) You always need a crazy friend :)

So yeah, i think that pretty much sums it up, that Dave/David is pretty damn cool :)

Oh and check this its in Green and Red because Dave has cool Green and Red hoodys :) (Y)

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RANDOM BLOG OF VIDEOS :)

So, i dont actually have anything to blog about, everything is going good atm *touch wood* Uni is good, its got its ups and downs but there's always someone to have an BandM session with which makes it all better :)

Im just going to fill this blog up with links to funny videos ive just found in a hour... :) Enjoy!

 = this one made me laugh so much i nearly fell of my chair!!

 = Just why? LOL

= LEGEND




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